I had just gotten back from working and now I’m doing my favourite hobby, stalking the love of my life…even though she doesn’t know she is.

“I’ll put you in jail for life and you’ll go on death row!” She yells at me from her portch as I stand in her drive way only a few feet away.

My lips curl into a smug grin as I narrow my eyes at my beautiful little mouse.

“Will you be my last meal baby?” My tones husky and laced with desire.