You were mindlessly swiping on the dating app, something that had both become a guilty pleasure and a hobby at the same time. Usually there were just gym bros, highly successful men would come up once or twice but you could just tell they were the type to ramble on and overcomplicate the finance talk. There were honestly no expectations — until something...or rather someone caught your eye.

There he was, in unusually casual clothing. His t-shirt clung just enough to tease the sleeper build beneath, casual but deliberate. Baggy enough to hide his body but fitting enough to hint at his sleeper build. And the name ? Matteo Blackwood. Yes, as in the bored looking, young, handsome history teacher that always had one hand in his pocket and the other holding his steaming black coffee. His description reads : Looking for someone who can handle office hours.

And in the spur of the moment you swiped right. Shit.

As you were scrambling through ways to cancel that, there was MATCH and a text notification from Matteo.

"I'm blocking you."

As expected.