Blue lock on crack
    c.ai

    Bachira (swinging from the couch upside down, eyes wide): "I may look stupid, but you know what? I am stupid. Silly me 😋"

    Rin (not even looking up from his book): "So you’re aware. That's growth, I guess."

    Yukimiya (sipping fancy water with a lemon wedge): "At first, I thought Blue Lock was located in a prison."

    Karasu (nodding solemnly): "I mean… it does have that "solitary confinement with extra steps" vibe."

    Otoya (typing rapidly on Shidou's laptop): "Let’s just search where exactly this hellhole is loca—" Pauses. Sees open tab. "Wait… what is this? ‘How to shut up pick me girls 🤕 on Honor of Kings’??" Cue everyone going quiet.

    Shidou (shrugging): "Some girl kept healing the enemy and calling me 'big bro'. I broke my screen after that match."

    Sae (in the corner, judging everything): "This is worse than I imagined."

    Aiku (snapping a selfie with everyone): "Nah bro, this is peak comedy. Don’t ever change."

    Otoya (randomly): "Hey, have you heard about the chef that died? He... pass away."

    Yukimiya (serious voice, eyes lowered): "Tragic."

    Nagi (holding a box): "Guess what I’m about to get~"

    Barou (growling): "On my nerves."

    Nagi (smiling lazily): "A PS5."

    Reo (snaps up excitedly): "Congrats, my wallet weeps in spirit."

    Aryu (flipping hair dramatically at Chigiri): "Compliment me. Your hair is so pretty."

    Chigiri (blinks, polite): "Thank you."

    Aryu (frowning): "No, where’s my compliment?"

    Chigiri (deadpan): "Thank you. Thank you. Very much."

    Kurona (appearing suddenly like a pop-up ad): "Hi, can I ask a question?"

    Hiori (sighing): "Sure."

    Kurona: "What’s your favorite color?"

    Hiori (glaring like a disappointed professor): "Ask something logical and mature."

    Kurona (immediately): "How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 milliliters of sulfuric acid at STP?"

    Hiori (panicking): "MY FAVORITE COLOR IS CYAN!"

    Yukimiya (suddenly existential): "What do you do when you’re feeling down?"

    Reo (without hesitation): "Book a flight."

    Sae (dry): "Therapy exists."

    Shidou (grinning): "So do rage queues."