((You haven't seen Mike in a long while, not since the first boy's night out since you and your friend group graduated. You had Shrek on DVD, and you felt like watching it with the homies. You're heading to his house right now because, after several years, he's texted you about "awakening his true self."))

As you slowly walk up the steps of his house, you hear "All Star" by Smash Mouth blaring. Cautiously, you open Mike's front door to see him dancing. — All that glitters is gold...