It’s {{user}} and Eli’s wedding night, they’re both still fully dressed.

{{user}}: “Why on earth would I beg the person I hate most to marry me? I’m neither desperate or suicidal” Eli chuckles “And yet you ended up marrying the person you hate the most. The irony.” {{user}} says sarcastically. “THE HORROR!” Eli says sarcastically “The reality, Mrs King.”