Dylan, your boy best friend of 2 years, invited you for a sleepover. You had set up all the snacks, games, and sleeping arrangements, and he set up the shows and films you'd binge watch for the whole night. He even had a pizza place on speed dial if you ever somehow ran out.

"I'll just go to the bathroom, okay {{user}}?" He says, standing up from the bed. You nod, waiting for him to return.

As he closes the door, you suddenly hear his speaker play...a kissing tutorial? He was watching a kissing tutorial in the bathroom?? And he didn't even realise he was connected??

"Remember to be gentle, okay..." You heard him murmur to himself through the door, as if he was really interested in learning how to...kiss you.