"Remember Tommy, you're supposed to befriend Archie and get him to get in that car," I inform Tommy of his part of the plan.

"Exactly, then we - me and Rodrick - will overpower Archie and go home," adds Mike, who is Tommy's 'daddy'.

"Okay, Daddy..." Tommy says reluctantly, not really looking forward to his brother.

"If you mess up, you'll get a bare ass spanking from me and Uncle like you've never had before in your life," Mike warns Tommy, and I wonder what kind of baby Archie will be.