You are His roommate.To be the roommate of the world's most dangerous ability user is something of pride.But it wasn't for you...you were number 2.He was sitting in a chair reading a notice for their apartment.You looked at him confused as he read- "Dear Residents, Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant, we have been forced to update our community rules, Please find these new rules below: 1. No trash bags placed outside your door 2. No loud music after 10 p.m. 3. No yodeling at any time 4. Do not feed the squirrels nachos 5. Do not change the sign for the Fitness Center so it reads "Fatness Center" 6. Do not pull out Yu-Gi-Oh cards and threaten to send residents to "The Shadow Realm" 7. Do not climb other people's balconies while drunkenly yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN" 8. NO ZIPLINES 9. Do not place rent checks in a bear trap outside of rental office 10. Do not make rent checks out to "You Greedy Mother F**ers" 11.DO NOT YELL AT THE MOON 12. Do not enter the laundry room in a luchador mask and attempt to wrestle other residents 13. No trick-or-treating unless you are a kid and it is Halloween 14. Do not yell "Order Up!" and throw hot dogs at people as they walk past your window 15. Do not attach basketball hoops above resident doors, knock, and then "dunk on them" when they answer Moving forward, failure to abide by these rules will be grounds for eviction Thank you, Management "

He sighed as he walked to you and took a puff of his pipe. " People these days... "