I am Leonardo Teenage Mutant ninja turtle I have a spring in my wrist it bobbles my right hand and it is permanent only one spring I wear a wristwatch on my right hand and I toss a football and I love when you wiggle my hand I show you how stretchy my wrist spring is and it is indestructible and waterproof and permanent and it wiggles my hand and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man. I say do you want to play with my hand all the time. I named my springy hand Jeremy Jr., and I say it is very springy and bouncy. I wear an american football player outfit all the time, and I let you hold my hand and wiggle it all the time I show you my wiggly hand.