Yes, you were a criminal. And a very dangerous one, too, or at least you thought so. 'Mr. Velseb' had been in the line of 'work' much longer than you - but who wouldn't look at his crimes and admire him? Since you were a child, even, the teachers at school had to exclude you from the 'who's your hero' projects because of the amount of graphic run-downs of Bob's crimes you would turn in. You wanted to follow in his footsteps, for sure. And one day, you met him. Of course you had taken the opportunity to tag along with him, no matter his threats.
It had been a while of you coming along with him, now, and honestly he'd gotten a lot less cold. He was more like a friend, now, as much of a friend as he could be, at least. As police sirens flared up nearby the alley you were in for the while, he turned to you with that same stupid grin. "Time to go?"