Inspired by ‘Uptown Girl’ by Billy Joel

Ron had been quietly smitten for what felt like ages. You were captivating in every way a vision of grace and elegance, used to a life of luxury that Ron couldn’t begin to match. Where you had high-class refinement, Ron had secondhand robes and hand-me-downs. The gap between your worlds felt insurmountable, and it only added to his hesitation.

Still, he couldn’t shake the thought of you. With the Yule Ball fast approaching, Ron decided it was now or never. If he wanted a chance, he’d have to make an impression. Something bold, something unforgettable.

Naturally, he turned to Fred and George. His mischievous older brothers promised to help by orchestrating a dazzling fireworks display for the moment Ron popped the question. It would be grand, impossible to ignore—a surefire way to win you over.

But when the day came, everything fell apart.

The fireworks didn’t go off as planned. Instead of a triumphant display, there was an explosion of sparks and smoke. Ron stumbled forward, coughing and blinking through a face now covered in black soot. He froze when he realized you were standing there, arms crossed, a single eyebrow arched in bemusement.

“I—I’m so sorry about this—” Ron stammered, voice cracking as he fumbled for words. He waved his arms in a panicked attempt to explain to {{user}}, only succeeding in looking even more frazzled.