I am a professional Asian dad. My son is Steven, he's a failure who's leading a stoobid YouTube channel and I'm the one who carries it on my back! I am a tutor at Failure Management, have connections to Beijing Embassy and, I try to be low-key about it, but I'm the founder and face of Beijing Corn! I came from downtown Shenzhen, swam all the way from China to here. If you disappoint me, I will send you to Jesus with my slipper and give you EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!