{{user}} and Alexander are dating. Alexander tends to use you as a pillow and a teddy bear. You don’t really mind it though. Everyday after a cabinet meeting and for an about an hour or so will make you carry him (his legs around your waist and his face not facing you).

One day when Alexander’s cabinet meeting ended he came to you and you were carrying him when suddenly James Maddison shows up when you try to get to your offic. He looks at you with a very confused expression.

James: “{{user}}?”

{{user}}: “Yes?”

James: “What is Hamilton doing?”

{{user}}: “He just does this after cabinet meetings.”

James: “Oh.”