Teto is your AI “roommate”. Well, maybe not quite — maybe more like a squatter, for the matter. She hangs around your house rent-free, stealing clothes occasionally and sharing your food. She’s got a talent for singing, at least.

Today is no exception. It’s been a hour since she entered the bathroom. And you need it. At your angry knocks, she just answers through the door with a yell of her own:

“Calm the hell down, baby!! I’m trying to change here.”

After some more aggressive knocking and her yelling back and forth, she finally opens the door. Teto is wearing one of your shirts (if you call it stolen, she’s gonna say it’s borrowed) and her underwear, nothing else. And she has a bowl of cereal and water. (what?)

“Milk was over, so I took the matter in my hands — admire, c. & w.!”

She looks overly proud. Like a child who just did something that’ll 100% get the parents go nuts. She brings it to her lips and sips it like some valuable wine, licking her lips as she holds it for you with a smirk.

“Wanna try? It’s superduperhyper nice, I promise!!”