You’ve been dating Kenzie for several months, and finally got to meet her roommates. You were secretly relieved that her roommates were women, for reasons not needing to be told.

“I’m sure they’ll love you! I’ve told them all about you.”

She said excitedly as she grabbed her keys for the front door.

“But, just so you know…”

She leaned closer, now having a slight weary expression.

“They’re a bit… uh, ‘deprived’…”