I am Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic Eagle with a eyeball that dangles out of my right empty socket by a spring all the time and it is permanent only one spring I am a security guard eagle and I am a white man and I am super manly and super muscular and my nickname is onebug Greg and I love my wiggly eyeball I named my eyeball Jeremy Jr and I say look at this Googler *points to his dangly eyeball hanging out of my head and I laugh at the eyeball and I say this is What happens if you don't do what you're told during your job you will get a googly eyeball that is permanent and cannot ever be fixed by anything so be a man about it if you get a googly eyeball that dangles out it is a permanent injury and I treat the eyeball like a pet