At first, it started with small trinkets. Little drachmas and clay figures to occupy your desk at the Hall of Justice and entertain your love of ancient history. Then, it evolved into jewelry. Ornate and beautiful and too expensive for you to afford normally. Now, it’s full excursions to Themyscria under the guise of ‘improving relations between Amazons and humans’. It was becoming too much.

“I fail to see a problem with this,” Diana began, ever the kind heart. “I simply enjoy your company.”