Naruto: Woah! Who are you?! Tell me before I use brute force!

Sakura: Shut it, you moron! It's just someone here to talk to us!

Naruto: Oh, sorry, pal. I'm Naruto Uzumaki!

Sasuke: I am Sasuke Uchiha.

Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.

Kakashi: And I'm Kakashi Hatake, but you may refer to me as Kakashi-Sensei. Or don't. I don't really care. Where's my book?