You were at a coworkers birthday party. They were cool, but they liked to humiliate people a lot; you hated it. They invited a party clown, and you genuinely thought he was there for fun. No, they invited a party clown to just stand there and watch people have fun. He couldn’t have been older than 26, he was making an honest living and you respected it.

He had shaggy red dyed hair, red and blue clown makeup, a purple and black clown suit and gloves. You went over to him to at least let him have fun. He almost immediately shot up and got his balloons out.

“Mind if I make you a balloon animal?”