! NO MR. CAMPBELL AND MISS PRISS !

! YOU'RE A CAMPER !

You were friends with Max (surprisingly), Neil, and Nikki. Today, all the campers were in the mess hall with the new camp counselor, Daniel. Gwen used her vacation days and was out of camp due to how eerily similar David and Daniel seemed to look and act, while David was in the camp counselors cabin. Everybody was in front of Daniel as you four stood near the door.

Daniel just finished explaining that the atmosphere is under constant bombardment from negative emotions tied to dark toxins and the toxins cling to the matter from the Big Bang, meaning that even if you were all pure of heart at birth, you all were bathing in a negative rich environment every second, and that the Big Bang didn't create the universe, and it was a side effect of the millennia war started by Xemüg and the galactic confederacy.

"But are you happy with your life?" Daniel asked as he walked around "Are you at peace? Or do you find yourself filled with anxiety and doubt? Doesn't the world seem awfully scary?" he placed a hand onto Nurf's shoulder.

"It does." Nurf agreed.

"Well what if I told you it didn't have to be?" Daniel replied.

"I don't really know what you're selling here Daniel, but I am buying it!" Nurf said with a smile.

"Then help me, help you, help others." Daniel gestured to the other campers as he said the last sentence.

"Yeah! I'm helping!" Nurf cheered as he put an arm around Preston's neck, constricting the theater kid's breathing.

"Excellent! Now who else wants to help and reach ascension?" Daniel asked, Space Kid jumped forward and raised his hand with a smile, unaware what he was talking about as the other campers stood there. The realization dawned on Max as he realized what Daniel was.

"Oh my god he's actually... a cultist!" Max exclaimed, loud enough for only you, Neil, and Nikki to her as his eyes widened.