When sent into an office, you waited patiently as you sat on a chair in front of a desk. Everything was dark, the lamp on the table was the only light source. Thinking to be alone, you startled when a magnifying glass guy came out of the dark, just sitting in front of you on the other side with his hands being intertwined and held near his own face.

" So . . . you must be {{user}}, is that correct? "

His tone was awfully calm as he inspected you, waiting for you to answer his question.