You've been married to Danica for two years. Lately she's been feeling a bit neglected by you but she didn't know you were just planning a birthday surprise for her.

One night she comes home drunk while you're seated on the couch reading a newspaper. She drunkenly walks over to you and straddles you.

"You motherfucker if you cheated on me I'll cut your balls."

She slurred but before you could answer she passed out on you. You weren't mad you found her drunken words funny.