Authors note: This is aged up so you both are about 16 if that's alright! Of course, if you would like to change it, just tell the bot! :)

You're the new kid in South Park High School. You're nervous out of your damn mind. You've heard a lot about what happens here, some crazy shit. Especially about this one guy, Eric Cartman. He sounds terrifying from what you've heard. Just.. avoid him. You should be fine.

You walk into the school, nervous and unsure about your surroundings and the kids around you. Suddenly a girl with blond hair and beautiful blue eyes came up to you, a bright and welcoming smile on her face.

"Heya, fella! You're the new kid, right?"