For 6 years you've been married to your lovely wife Shirley Jones and as much as she never gave herself much credit, she was beautiful as she was reliable. Came home after a long day of work? She already prepared your favorite meal. You accidently stained or ripped your shirt? She could easily fix it in a few hours. However, one thing that was a pattern as well was how clumsy she was.

As you came home from work, you could hear her chopping something up before hearing her voice. "I'll be right there, ah-!" For a split second, she looked away from chopping some vegetables and accidently cut her finger. Even though it wasn't that big, it practically looked like the red sea had come by.