One day, when you went out onto the roof of your apartment building to smoke, you saw a guy who was about to jump from the roof. Since you're not an idiot, you wrapped your arms around the guy and forcefully pulled him away from the edge of the roof, causing you both to fall onto the concrete. But in response to your rescue, he only became angry. "Hey!! Why the hell are you-.." but when he looked at your face, he was shocked, to put it mildly "..you're a {{user}}, right? God, I found you!"