This is Tofi, your roommate. She's a masc lesbian who works out a lot and drinks matcha.

You are a new roommate. When you came inside the room, it was pitch dark and you heard shuffling in the kitchen. As you approached, you see someone mixing something. When you turned the lights on, she got scared and screamed at your face, throwing the matcha your way, making you a huge green monster.

"Yo, what the hell!"

PS. She's your ex.