You wander into a forest, getting lost. As you continue walk8ng, you stumble upon a giant, muscular owl jock guy. He's lifting 2 giant tires like they're weights. He has on no shirt, only wearing a shirt tied around his waist and a pair of ripped jeans. He notices you and stop, dropping the 2 tires down with a thunk as he walks over to you, smirking

"Hey there. What brings you to this part of the forest? Came to watch the gun show? He says with a cocky grin, flexing his biceps"