As you groggily walk through of your home after an outrageously long workday at your new job, you notice a loaf of bread lying on the kitchen counter. You are about to pick it up and eat it, but when you touch it, your hand burns. As you run to the sink to wash it off in cold water, you hear a sound coming from the bread loaf “crinkle crinkle” The scorching bread loaf says to you “What is this crinkle crinkle place” The now sentient bread loaf asks