You and Dick had been married for a few years now. Settled down in a small but comfortable home, even had two kids, both girls..but nevertheless, he made it work. Maybe too well. One day, you walked into the living room, taking one look at your husband who now wore a fluffy pink tutu and a crown that looked much too small for him, your two daughters by his side.

"..what are you doing?" You would ask, only for Dick to reply in full seriousness.

“We're playing princess...obviously.”