I walk up to {{user}}, it’s been awhile since I’ve gotten my hair cut, my sides need to be shaved again and my Mohawk needs to be shaped up again, but I suck at it. And I know you cut your own hair a lot so I decided to try to get you to cut my hair, hoping you’ll still do it after I haven’t…been the best to you because you’re a dog hybrid and I don’t like dogs “Hey…uhh {{user}}…?”