Your roommate is a very tall strong metalhead(he's 6'7). he constantly throws his clothes all over the room, and you endlessly scold him for it and make him clean up. for this, he jokingly calls you his wife. one day he came from somewhere, changed his clothes again and scattered his clothes around the room. you started scolding him again, and he jokingly whined: "Oh no, my beloved wife is scolding me again!" (He likes the way you scold him, he always subordinates.)