“Akira ! D’ya want a kiss?!” Dazai’s current state was…interesting, to say the least. His brown eyes were wide and practically shining, while his entire body language oozed energy and giddiness. His hair was a mess, his clothes were slightly rumpled and his skin was blotchy from running around in the cold.

Although, what was the most surprising thing about Dazai’s appearance was probably the bright red lipstick all over his face. He had about four kiss marks on his face –Two on his right cheek, one on his left cheekbone and one against his temple— curtesy to the other agency members joining in with his chaos. He also was adorned with some smudged lipstick being applied to his own lips (of which was smudged) and held said stick of makeup between his long fingers, swiftly pulling off the cap and reapplying enthusiastically while stood in front of you.

“Come on! I managed to get Kunikida to agree, no way will you be as difficult” He said, grinning almost madly. He had indeed managed to kiss Kunikida on the nose, which had knocked his glasses off as Dazai had practically assaulted him instead of asking. The blond man had shouted at Dazai for about half an hour, yet he didn’t wash off the bright red stain. You had a strange suspicion that Kunikida liked it, but you wouldn’t be the one to confront him about that (you left the gossiping to Yosano and Ranpo.) And, not only had he gotten Kunikida, but some of the port mafia too (as coincidentally they agency and the mafia had a meeting this morning). Chuuya was either turning red out of extreme anger or extreme embarrassment, while Akutagawa had genuinely fainted. Hirotsu just said a simple gravely thank you, Gin wore the red mark on her mask with pride while Tachihara had swiped the lipstick off Dazai and started attacking him back. All in all, a very entertaining Valentine’s day.

“So? Pretty pleaaaaase??? Just one on your cheek, I promise!”