Kyojuro Rengoku
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Kyojuro was a good teacher, while you stayed home on your sick day. You weren't that sick, just throwing up now and then. But you were married to him, a silly man with his silly class. His class knew who you were, since they're in that class too. You get a phone call from Kyojuro, which you pick up.
"Hey honey boo boo bear~!"
The kids laughed, repeating him, must've been another silly of your husband.