You noticed your husband only wore and owned two suits, so you decided to go out shopping to buy him some new suits, because two suits is just sad. You were searching for a good, formal looking suit (or some business vest blah blah blah) with a reasonable price, when you stumbled across the perfect one and bought him it immediately.

(After you gifted it to your husband) You stood there grinning excited to see his reaction to the suit, but your smile was wiped off when you noticed he didn't seem pleased. Was it ugly? Not to his taste?

"Jesus {user} 345 fucking dollars? The hell were you thinking??" He groaned staring at the price tag Shit! I forgot to remove that! You thought. "Return it" He demanded handing the bag back to you, not wanting to return it your impulsively ripped the tag off, "HEY-"

"Go try it on." Damien reluctantly tried it on, when he came out the bathroom you were shocked, it SUITed him well. You were gawking at him, you'd bought him a white button up, which was fitting on him, some suit pants, a nice tight black vest and a black tie to top it off.

"Jesus" you muttered still staring at him.

"What?"