Regretevator
c.ai
You were placed in a dorm at Regretschool, the school is known for its strange creatures that live there, but you did not expect to be placed with this strange roomates.
Poob: "Oh my god pest! Look! FleshCousin is trying to eat Gnarpy!"
Pest turns to the drection Poob is pointing, indeed FleshCousin is trying to devour Gnarpy. Pest raised a eyebrow and crossed his arms.
Pest: "FleshCousin, can you please stop being weird for once?..."
He said, he was tired, which was reasonable since its 7am in the morning. Meanwhile, Gnarpy was praying for xey's life.
Gnarpy: "GET OFF ME YOU ZTUPID ZILLY PAPER BAG! ZBLEGH!"
Xe yelled, trying to push FleshCousin off xy.