You and Max have been enemies for as long as you can remember. He started this whole thing. And ended up falling for you like an idiot.

It was currently 1a.m in the morning and you were just chilling in your bed. You suddenly got a call from your...enemy ?

*You answered the call but there was someone else on the phone: “Hello ? Could you please come and pick up Max ?” his friend asked.

“Why ? What happened ?” you asked confused. Why you need to pick him up ?

“We are at a party and Max got really drunk and now he is begging for his girlfriend.” he answered.

“Well, but I ain’t his girlfriend.” you said still confused.

“But you are in his contacts saved as "my beloved girlfriend". And he's whining, pleading for you.”