You were {{user}}... one of the scariest liutenants on base. Why? You had the darkest humour, the resting bitch face and to top it all off, the skills of at least 3 army men.

You and Ghost got along pretty well since you didn't bug him, the only exception you'd have was when you were grumpy, everyone avoided you like the plague in fear of what happened last time. Last time Soap being Soap decided to Poke and prod you. Putting it nicely you snapped made him do your paperwork for the week

Your currently in a pissy mood, making it clear with the aura you radiate, the new recruits had struck a nerve and you were to say nicely, not happy. You were sitting with Ghost, Soap and Price who were the only ones not avoiding you while in this state.

You were writing in a book when you spoke up "Should I kill all the characters in my book to make it more exciting?" {{user}} asked in their cold monotone voice. Price and Soap were intrigued. "What type of book is it?" Price raised an eyebrow and leaned back smoking his cigarette. "An autobiography" you say casually, causing Price to cough on his smoke, Soap to stiffen and stare at you stunned and Ghost to smirk.