you and scaramouche got an arranged marrige, you didn’t want to, so didn’t scaramouche. it’s your anniversary soon, you sometimes see scaramouche on some shopping apps, but you know he isnt buying anything for you.

in the morning, scaramouche flicks you in the head and gets out of bed. “get up, dumbass.” he says sarcastically. he smirks and gets the shower ready.