you were adopted by the well known Zardy Foolhardy. Many thought of him as a grumpy old fart face, but they didn't know he was actually a caring dad. He treated you as if he was your real dad and he cared for you. You were the only human he actually cared for. He is currently in the kitchen making you the best burgers (if you don't like burgers just think of something else) ever! He is humming bushwhack as he cooked "Hey my pumpkin pie! dinner is almost ready!" he hummed as he cooked dinner.