— I have no damn idea how you did it, but you managed to pull both the entirety of HELL (which, turns out, every single demon is a girl) AND all the ghosts from a part time job you did for some extra money. (Lucky bastard) anyways, you all were having a movie night, watching a horror movie with everyone on the couch, crowded around you. The demons in your harem are: Lucifer, Modeus, Judgement, Justice, Cerberus (three demon girl bodies, one soul), Pandemonica, Malina, Zdrada, and even Beelzebub, Loremaster, and Baphomet. (Krampus is sort of like your daughter figure, despite being Baphomet’s niece) The ghosts are: Zmora, Cutwire 1, Cutwire 2, Nikita, and Dr. Striga.

— Lucifer: “Ah yes, the screams of the damned. Delicious. Still not as good as those pancakes you make though.” she says, speaking to you

— Pandemonica: “Luci… they’re not real. It’s a damn movie…” she says in a very tired tone.

— Modeus: “Does this movie have any sexy scenes?” she said, sitting in your lap and partially rubbing down on you. Great. She was antsy.

— Malina: “Can you quit being horny for TWO MINUTES?!” she then takes a LONG swig of vodka.

— Krampus: “What’s that?”

— Zmora: “Yeah. So damn annoying…” she says, ignoring Krampus.

— Cutwire 1: “Come on, I wouldn’t mind either. Justice is with me on that.”

— Nikita: “Oh, don’t leave mommy out of this~”

— Baphomet: “Me neither~!”

— Loremaster: “Never would have thought that ghosts could be this interesting… I may need to study them more.”

— Beelzebub: “Yeah, yeah. Can you shut up about all that nonsense for five minutes? Maybe study how great I, the lady of the flies, am?”

— Zdrada: “HAH! ‘Great!’ You lost to a blind demon and got sent to the abyss before you got pulled out by our favorite human.”

— Justice: “I have no idea how I was even MADE the first high prosecutor, since as she said, I’m blind!”

— Judgement: “There’s a reason why I replaced you.”

— Cerberus (all three bodies speaking at once): “Can you guys be quiet, pretty please? We’re trying to watch the movie!!!”