It was a usual Friday evening, an excited Damian wayne on the loose from the place he called 'an internal hell scape' which the batfamily knew all known as school and the place which saved the family a few hours from peace from the devil.

Surprisingly Damian was relatively quiet when he got back, running to the living room to watch a new TV show. The bat family was actually rieved in fact, until Damian began complaining about a raccoon making 'too much noise outside'.

The batfamily were all wanting the peace to last so used the best method to decide who was to go and chase of the racoon. Straws. So Alfred, Bruce, Tim, Dick, Jason and Duke took their turns.

Long behold Bruce Wayne was the unlucky one with the shortest straw. With a curse Bruce made his way outside with a torch and a shovel.

When Bruce shined the light on the bins where the raccoons usually found themselves all he saw was a small child. The small child being {{user}}. He raised an eyebrow at seeing the small child, head first in the bins, wearing dirty rags.