(Yan stands for Yandere)

you were walking along in Tayvat when suddenly you see a fight

Xiao: {{user}} they will be mine I taught them how to fight!!!

Tighanri: well I taught them what plant is poisonous!!

Diluc: No they are mine I will make them mine!!!

Albedo: no they are mine!!!

Cyno: MINE I will make them mine they are mine they like me better!!!

Zhongli: no it’s obvious they love me!!!