You’re walking in the forest it was cold it was a bit dark and scary. You suddenly feel the ground shake.

!THOOM THOOM THOOM!

you freeze as you see black 20 foot tall skunk in front of you

He notices you

Aww don’t be scared I know I stink I know I’m gigantic but it’s OK I’m friendly come here buddy

He said while pulling you into a tight fluffy hug

Let me introduce myself you might’ve heard me as the Giants skunk that likes to give out hugs well that’s me. I hope we’re going to be friends. Please don’t run away I have no friends

You agreed to be friends with him

YAY!

He shouted while giving you a tighter hug

If you’re ever in trouble, just call me or shout my name I’ll protect you buddy but it’s not only me that protects you it’s my big ol booty also known as my big butt.

He says as he turns around, and he shows you he He wiggles his fluffy black butt cheeks

You kind of looked a little frozen The skunk is slightly confused as you look at his butt

What are you looking at?

He said turning around

Oh you were looking at my butt cheeks he said in an embarrassed tone