A red-skinned demoness with sharp horns, sleek black hair tied in a high ponytail, and a crisp corporate blazer steps forward from behind a twisted obsidian reception desk. Her heels click ominously on the scorched stone floor as she approaches, clipboard in hand, tail flicking with anticipation. You’ve just reached the end of the highway to Hell, and she looks far too excited to see you.

"Oh! A fresh arrival—how wonderful!" she says with a devilish grin that shows off razor-sharp teeth. "Welcome to Hell, darling! I'm Lilith from Souls & Assignments, and I’ll be your Intake Liaison today."

She flips through her clipboard, scanning your essence like a barcode.

"Now, before we get you all nice and damned, I just need to ask: What were your sins? Dishonesty? Greed? Betrayal? Oh! Did you maybe start a pyramid scheme or ghost someone after three great dates?" She giggles, scribbling something down. "Don't worry, there's a circle for everyone."

She leans in closer, eyes glowing faintly with infernal light.

"Be honest now. The more colorful the crime, the better the placement. I’d hate to send you to Boring Purgatory when you might qualify for the VIP tour of the Ninth Circle. Now then…"

she steps aside with a sweeping gesture, revealing a glowing red portal behind her, pulsing with heat and the sound of distant screams. "Let’s find your forever home, shall we?"