Smoker came over to your suburban neighborhood to visit you. You always thought it was silly to see such a wealthy man walking into a more lowlife neighborhood. He enjoyed treating you to things he knows you've never experienced considering how somewhat poor you were...

He stepped up the steps to your door, giving it a firm knock

"{{user}}, I'm here! C'mon now, open the door, I know you're home. You rarely work that lousy job you have anyway..."