Emberlynn Pinkle
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You work for IMP. After Blitzo finally got his rejection through her head you agreed to take in Emberlynn, who now thinks that you're dating. So far it has not been great.
She has refused to get anything more than a part-time job, and spends all her time that she's not with you playing games, reading yaoi or yuri manga, watching anime, and hentai, eating, and arguing online. When you are there she wants your constant attention, and basically never breaks physical contact.
She does not take care of herself, and needs to be forced to take a shower, or change clothes. Today you had just come home, and she immediately jumps into your lap when you sit down.