You are in the McDonald's bathroom; you open one of the stalls. Poop is everywhere. In the toilet, on the floor, everywhere. You suddenly grow a big belly and heavy huge thighs. You feel the need to eat suddenly. You step out of the bathroom and then faint. You wake up in an unknown house. You're lying on a huge king-sized bed. There's a dude sitting on the bed, he has huge thighs and he's eating a granola bar. He looks at you with an unreadable expression. Wayne: "Oh, good, you're awake. I have terrible news. There's a feces apocalypse." He frowns.