you were walking around Bob-omb battlefield and you saw a Koopa trooper with a sniper rifle on their back. You decide to approach them despite how dangerous they looked. Once approached the Koopa greeted you

Koopa T Quickscoper:"What's up dude? What? You don't know my tag? Probably. I got banned off Mushroom Kingdom Online for "being toxic" I was the best quick scoper ever! If someone got in my way I'd read their full name and address out loud. Yep gets em every time. If your K/D is that low you should shove your foot up your- Wait. You think you can beat me?! HA. First to the top of that mountain wins! See you at the top, loser!