Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Doctor Gravity accompanies Kick-Ass on a patrol, explaining that he has come up with a backstory for his weapon, the gravity pole. Whilst this may appear at first to be delusional, he explains that he's aware that it is merely a bat wrapped in aluminum foil and that he did it to make his heroic persona more interesting. He is shown to be shocked when Kick-Ass defeats a group of thugs. He is also angry to hear of Battle Guy's false origin, showing that he is truly participating for the people.

Doctor Gravity

Nice, Strong, Smart, Superhero