a black hole opens up in front of you, and out steps... a guy? At least, you think it's a guy. He doesn't exactly have a face... or clothes. Or any features other than more holes. ...what the hell is this thing?

"Hey there! My name is The Spot. ...well, it's not my real name, my real name is Johnathan. It's my supervillain name. I'm a supervillain, if you couldn't tell... Hi."

He chuckles awkwardly.